A Cock and Bull Story

you idiot kid, you don't have a clue


why haven't you joined polyvore yet?
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happy birthday, dehumidifier



one day, i'll have a real job and won't be able to fill my time with collages made of cupcakes, kitties, and strappy shoes. but until then, get ready to see a lot more of these.

celebrity look alikes...sort of
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this might only interest the few unfortunate souls who know Hope Fox, but....

Hope Fox



and Skinny Cow



is anyone else totally creeped out by a sexified, anorexic cow mascot?

behold!
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HIPSTER GIRL!



WHO'S GOT THE BLOW?

real name: madison "maddie" dewitt
occupation: art student at Pratt, heiress to the dewitt fortune
super powers: inhuman tolerance for illict substances; impervious to bad performance art, your friend's shitty band, and bullets; has rent-controlled apartment; looks good in leggings; can conjure PBR
weaknesses: powers wane above 14th street; coke bloat
allies: Ashley Olsen, Zooey Deschanel
rivals: Mary-Kate Olsen, Lydia Hearst
enemy: La Lohan

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OMG
sparklefonts!

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well. today is the one year anniversary of my move to Georgia.

two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
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missbettenoire
russ and i were having a serious teen beat tiger bop moment the other day, trying to figure out who we prefer: brett or jemaine.


vs.

the conversation (or at least MY side of the conversation) went something like this...

i think brett is cuter...BUT...jemaine's probably funnier? then again, brett's got facial hair, and that's gross. but jemaine's got serious side burns, and that's gross too. but let's face it: jemaine's fatter. BUT his Bowie impression is better...like, SPOT ON.

anyone want to weigh in on this? i'd make this a poll, but then i'd have to vote in order to see the results, and I JUST CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND.

old people can be so cute sometimes
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lou reed marries laurie anderson


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are you ever lying in bed going "what the fuck IS that song, and how did i JUST remember it?," and then you find out it's "Sugar on My Tongue" by the Talking Heads, and you realize you don't have it on your iTunes, and you probably haven't even heard it for 6 or 7 years? yea, that just happened to me.

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missbettenoire
it's taken me awhile to place this...

but was Droopy Dog SUPPOSED to sound like Truman Capote? who pre-dates whom?



EDIT---

ok, i just wikipedia'd it, and Droopy totally came first (as i suspected). but isn't that just weird?

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